End Metabolic Chaos with Your DNA Blueprint
Unlock the diet your body craves and the nutrients it needs – all for $199.
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Your body’s a puzzle – our Nutrigenomics Screener solves it. For just $199, you’ll get:
- A personalized diet plan based on your DNA – shed weight and boost energy your way.
- Nutrient deficiency insights – stop guessing what’s missing.
- 30-minute live coaching call – your plan, explained by an expert.
- Results in 7 days – fast, actionable clarity.
- Your data, your privacy – secure and yours alone.
“Patchwork completely changed how I think about food. It helped me cut through all the diet noise out there.”
Brandon O’Neil
“I’ve always felt stuck with a basic meat and veggies diet. Patchwork completely changed that for me”
Alejandra Walters
“Keto was pretty hard for me. The high starch diet Patchwork coached me through was the opposite”
Lance Marcomber
Generic diets fail because they don’t know you.
We dig into your biology to end the chaos.
Giving you a clear path to feel unstoppable, no guesswork required.
Critical insights on the things that rule your metabolism
What diets should you try?
- Carnivore
- Vegan
- Fasting
- Keto
- Paleo
- High sugar
- Mediteranean
- Vegetarian
- High Protein
How your body deals with macronutrients?
- Saturated Fat
- Carbohydrates
- Protein
- Starch
- Sugar
- Fructose
- Mono-unsaturated fat
- Palmitic Acid vs Stearic Acid
- Sweet things
How your body deals with micronutrients?
- B vitamins
- Zinc
- Choline
- Caffeine
- Omega 3
- Creatine
- Magnesium
- Selenium
- Vitamin D
How your body deals with toxins?
- Aldehydes
- Mold
- Mercury
- Flouride
- Oxalates
- Linoleic Acid
- Lead
- Arsenic
- BPA
- Phthalates
What drives your inflammation?
- Gluten
- Lactose
- Histamines
- Allergies
- Mushrooms
- Emulsifiers
- IBD
How do your hormones work?
- Dopamine
- Circadian Rhythm
- Natural GLP-1 response
- Ozempic effectiveness
- Estrogen
- Testosterone
- Thyroid
Frequently Asked Questions
How secure is my data?
Protecting your data is our top priority. We handle your personal information with the utmost care, using rigorous policies, procedures, and technology to ensure your privacy and the security of your health data.
All connections and data are encrypted with SSL, and we adhere to best practices.
For more info check out our privacy policy.
I took a DNA test a while ago, how do I get my results?
23andMe, MyHeritage and Ancestry all make it possible for you to download your DNA file (which is what we need).
Follow the below guides on how to get your DNA file:
How to download your 23 and Me DNA data
Do you guys sell DNA kits?
We don’t sell DNA kits ourselves, but we highly recommend these different kits on Amazon. All of which will let you download your DNA data and work with us.
Why should I take a do a DNA consult with Patchwork?
Your genetics serve as the foundational “code” that governs how your body operates. Every choice you make throughout your life is shaped by the unique blueprint of your genetic makeup.
We look at over 20,000 genes that can effect your metabolism, inflammation, detoxification, weight, hormones, response to a diet, and supplements needed.
By understanding how your unique genetics influence these essential processes, we can help you make smarter, more personalized metabolic health and weight loss decisions.
You might even uncover surprising insights—like whether your body truly thrives on sugar.
Who owns my data (especially DNA)
You own 100% of it. We will never sell it, licence it or pass it off to third party providers.
In working with you, we naturally use your data to get better at making recommendations and if it is ever used for training it will be entirely anonymized.
I need my DNA tested – who do you recommend I use?
We like My Heritage A LOT.
They are also the cheapest on the market.
They also make it very clear that they do not own any of your DNA data.
Do I have to stop exercising?
Not at all.
We think that exercise has a great number of benefits, but fundamentally, usually, people in a low energy state have no energy and get no enjoyment from doing regular exercise.
So what we actually hope is that if you have an exercise habit, you can totally keep doing that. That’s great.
If you don’t, there’s no pressure from us to pick one up, but we believe that once we get you into a much happier, healthier, more energetic state where you are consistently losing weight and your metabolism is unblocked, you will just naturally want to move more and probably pick up an exercise habit.
Are there any drugs involved?
From time to time it might turn out that your micronutrient need is not being met by the food regimen that you’re on.
We advocate for a whole food approach to solve that given the supply chain contamination issues with supplements.
However, we might suggest that you take supplements just to make your life easier if you say, don’t want to eat certain things.
If you are currently taking a prescription drug regimen, we ask that you call that out during the onboarding.
With regards to weight loss drugs specifically, every drug has two side effects:
- It doesn’t actually solve the underlying cause or issue.
- It might have some actual side effects that come with the drug.
If you are thinking about using a prescription weight loss drug specifically, every individual person has their own risk vs. benefit analysis they need to do.
We are actually pretty helpful in this area and really happy to try and help you work through that.
However we are highly confident that we can achieve what we’re trying to do without any additional prescription pharmacology.
And in fact, many of our members have come to us after giving up on Ozempic etc
How long does it take to get my report?
We’ll turn around your report and book you in for the consult within 7 days of getting your DNA file.
Is there a sample report I can view?
Sure!
Click here