Break Your Metabolic Blocks
Clear the hidden hurdles holding back your energy and body – all for $299.
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Your metabolism’s got hidden hurdles – our Organic Acids Test clears them. For just $299, you’ll get:
- Live metabolic insights – see what’s draining your energy or trapping weight.
- Easy action plan – simple steps to bust through, no guesswork.
- A video overview – your results, explained by an expert.
- Your data, your privacy – secure and yours alone.
“Patchwork completely changed how I think about food. It helped me cut through all the diet noise out there.”
Brandon O’Neil
“I’ve always felt stuck with a basic meat and veggies diet. Patchwork completely changed that for me”
Alejandra Walters
“Keto was pretty hard for me. The high starch diet Patchwork coached me through was the opposite”
Lance Marcomber
Stubborn pounds and low energy aren’t just bad luck.
They’re metabolic blocks we can break.
Our science finds the culprits and gives you a plan to reset and thrive.
Inside Your Metabolism: What We Test
Your body runs on a metabolic engine: the TCA cycle (see below) that turns food into energy.
When it’s clogged, you feel sluggish, foggy, or stuck with extra weight.
Our Organic Acids Test checks your urine (organic acids) to see where this engine’s breaking down.
We look for:
Energy leaks – what’s draining your stamina?
Weight traps – what’s holding onto pounds?
Blockers – what’s gumming up the works?
From there, we build your action plan to clear the path and get you thriving.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is my data safe with you?
Absolutely – your sample and results are 100% private, secure, and yours alone. We’re here to clear your path, not complicate it.
All connections and data are encrypted with SSL, and we adhere to best practices.
For more info check out our privacy policy.
What exactly does the Organic Acids Test do?
It’s like a metabolic detective – it checks your urine to uncover hidden blockers (like energy drains or weight traps) in your body’s chemistry. Then, we give you a clear plan to fix them.
How is this different from the DNA Blueprint?
The DNA Blueprint maps your ideal diet and nutrients based on genetics – think long-term foundation. The Organic Acids Test spots real-time metabolic hurdles – think instant reset. Together, they’re a powerhouse.
Do I need to prepare for the test?
Nope – just collect a quick urine sample at home as soon as you wake up (we’ll send the kit) and ship it back. No fasting, no fuss – your path stays clear.
You might even uncover surprising insights – like whether your body truly thrives on sugar.
What happens after you get my sample?
In 7 days, you’ll get a detailed report plus a video overview of what is going on. We’ll break down your blockers and hand you an easy action plan of diet tweaks, supplements, or lifestyle shifts to clear them out.
Can this really help me lose weight and feel better?
Yes – if your metabolism’s stuck, weight and energy suffer. By clearing those blocks, you’re set up to shed pounds, ditch fog, and power through your day.
Results vary, but the science doesn’t.
They also make it very clear that they do not own any of your DNA data.
Do I have to stop exercising?
Not at all.
We think that exercise has a great number of benefits, but fundamentally, usually, people in a low energy state have no energy and get no enjoyment from doing regular exercise.
So what we actually hope is that if you have an exercise habit, you can totally keep doing that. That’s great.
If you don’t, there’s no pressure from us to pick one up, but we believe that once we get you into a much happier, healthier, more energetic state where you are consistently losing weight and your metabolism is unblocked, you will just naturally want to move more and probably pick up an exercise habit.